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Downtown Casino http://www.downtowncasino.com
Date reviewed: December 30, 1999
GameMaster Rating: 68 points (of 100)
General Comments: I've had an on-going conversation on a message board (not ours) with a person who claims to own this site. When I pointed out how poorly the odds here compare with so many other casinos, he, not surprisingly, got somewhat upset, but the numbers speak for themselves. This casino is just a clone of 2BetOn.com, which I reviewed earlier but I've given this a lower score because of the deception which is practiced on their site. You can see it for yourself if you go to there and click on the "Preview" link; you'll see a Jacks or Better Video Poker game 'screen shot' that shows a full-pay (9/6) pay schedule. But, if you go through the lengthy download to get the actual software, you'll find it's not the game offered here! I think that's deceptive and so I gave this place a lower rating. But, to the review. This site has games in both Java (Blackjack, Video Poker, Slots and Caribbean Stud) which I didn't try and games in a down-loaded format which I did try. If you go the download route, you'll get a 5.6 meg "lite" version which has Blackjack, Video Poker, Slots and Paigow Poker. There are many, many other games available and, if you wish to play one, it's a fairly long process to download it, restart the casino and log on all over again, even with a 56K modem. My advice is to order the free CD-ROM they say they'll mail to you rather than sit through all this. The software is decent; it requires a DirectX plug-in for your browser and it has its little flaws, but all-in-all things work pretty well. This casino offers interfaces in various languages: English, Italian, French, German, Spanish,Japanese and Chinese. I played here only for 'fun', but it does connect to their server in that mode, so you should get a pretty good idea of how things might work should you play for 'real' $$$. They do have a toll-free phone number for customer service and there is a sports book available, but I didn't visit it, so my rating is based only on the casino.
Recommendations: This operation, in my not-so-humble opinion, has got to clean up its act. In addition to the poor payouts, the alleged owner spams message boards under false names with fake messages like, "This is a great place" or "I recommend it 10 fold" and other crap like that. You can tell it's him by his abominable use of the English language and this kind of deception is doing him, his operation and the industry in general, no good at all.
| Platform(s) Supported: | Windows only; requires a download of software to get all the available games. Java available for a few games. |
| Credit Cards Accepted: | Mastercard and Visa. Checks and bank-to-bank wire transfers can be arranged |
| Minimum Buy-in: | $20. |
| License: | Antigua and Barbuda |
| Slot Club: | None |
| Bonuses: | None |
Games Analysis
(All this information was correct on the date listed above)
Blackjack: The rules are six-decks which are shuffled after every hand, double on any first two cards, double after split and the dealer stands on A-6. Pairs, including unlike 10s may be split only once. I could not determine if both bets are lost when doubling against a 10 or Ace, should the dealer have a Blackjack, so I'll assume that both bets are lost until I hear something different. With these rules, the casino has an edge of about 0.65%. Limits are $5-$100 and only one hand may be played.
Blackjack playing tips: There's really no reason to play here, but in case you do, remember that it appears both bets are lost if you double or split pairs against a dealer's 10 or Ace and he (she, it?) gets a 'natural'. This requires quite a few changes in basic strategy.
| Video Poker: |
Theoretical Return* |
| Game type | Denominations | Maximum coins | Minimum coins |
| Jacks or Better | .05, .25 $1, $5 | 95.5% | 93.8% |
| Deuces Wild | .05, .25, $1, $5 | 94.3% | 94.3% |
| Joker (2-pair) | .05, .25, $1, $5 | 92.0% | 90.9% |
| King of the Decks | .05, .25, $1, $5 | 90.2% | 89.5% |
* The theoretical return is the long-term payback a player who is using the correct strategy may expect. The return is lower for 1-coin play because the Royal Flush pays less when fewer than 5 coins are played.
Video Poker Comments: The Jacks game is in a 6/5 format with a 5000-coin Royal. The "King of the Decks" game is what's known as "Five-Deck Frenzy" in the real world, except these guys have left out an entire class of payouts on the game! You see, Five-Deck Frenzy is played with 5 decks, so each display card in the game has its own deck. As a consequence, it's possible to get 5-of-a-kind which is suited; it's also possible to get a suited full-house, 4K, trips, etc. On the 'real' game, those pay a bonus, but here they don't, so the result is that abysmal payout.
Slot Machines: They have three here and each may be played in the 5-cent, quarter, dollar and five-dollar mode. At least two have progressive jackpots; I didn't download the other one.
Craps: They must be doing some work on this game because when I tried to connect, I got a message that it is temporarily off.
Roulette: This is a double-zero wheel without the 'en prison' rule, so the casino's edge is 5.26%. Limits are $1-$100.
Baccarat: They do not publish their rules for play, but I checked a few hands and this appears to be a 'regular' game. The 'commission' on a winning Banker bet is 5%. Ties pay 8 to 1. The casino's edge is 1.06% on a Banker bet and 1.23% on a Player bet. The edge on a Tie bet is a whopping 14.05%!! Limits are $5-$100.
Caribbean Stud Poker: This has the usual pay schedule which gives the casino a 2.60% edge over the player that raises only hands of A,K,J,8,3 or better. There's also a $1 side bet on the progressive (about $10,100 as this is being written) and it also pays 10% for a straight flush and other amounts for hands as low as a Flush. The casino's edge here is about 30%. Limits for the 'regular' game are $5-$100.
Free Ride Poker: A version of Let It Ride, this is actually an improvement; not by the pay schedule, which still gives the casino a 2.85% edge if played properly, but by how it's played. Instead of placing 3 bets and pulling them back, you bet only on the spots you want. This makes the game a lot faster. There's also a $1 side bet with a progressive for the Royal and other payments, but it carries a casino edge of about 33% when the Royal is at the reset level of $10,000. Limits are $5-$100.
Free Ride Poker playing tips: See our "Casino Survival Guide" for the proper strategy to use at this game.
Pai-Gow Poker: The casino is always the Banker in this game and the 'commission' on a winning bet is 5%, so when combined with the natural edge of the Banker, the net effect is a casino edge of about 3% against a skillful player. Limits are $5-$100.
Bingo: With the odds they're offering in general at this casino, it's reasonable to assume that you're not going to do very well at these games. The deal is this: There are 4 different Bingo games and you may play up to 6 cards. Each card costs 5-cents, a quarter, a dollar or 5 dollars and 11 balls of 30 are then chosen. The payoff comes if you get certain patterns and they pay anywhere from 1-100. Oh, yeah.
Sic-Bo: This is an Asian dice game where you're betting on various combinations which can be made by the three dice that are thrown. For example, if you bet that all 3 will show 'snake-eyes' (1-1-1), it pays 150 to 1. The only snag here is that the probability is 215 to 1. (And most other casinos pay 185 to 1). Any 'triple' pays 25 to 1 (most casinos pay 30 or 31 to 1), but the probability is 35 to 1. There are some pretty hefty house percentages here (20% and up!), so if you've got a craving for Chinese, you'll be better off ordering out.
Pachinko: You've probably seen this on some TV show, particularly one about Japan, because this game is very popular there. Basically, it's low-tech pinball and you purchase a number of balls and then shoot one onto the board. It hits little pins, makes some noise and, if you're lucky, it'll go into a hole and you'll get more balls. The object here is that you can win more balls and each has a value which you can cash out. They aren't falling all over themselves in Las Vegas looking for room for Pachinko machines, so I doubt this is going to catch on.
Battle Royale: Yep, this is the game you played as a kid, but you called it "War". You get a card, the dealer gets a card and whoever has the highest card wins. If you tie, you may "go to war". In that case, you must put up a bet equal to your first bet and the casinos' edge comes in when you win the 'war' since you're only paid on the original bet, but lose both if the dealer wins. The house edge is 2.8% if you always go to war. (Which you should, to keep the edge as low as possible. Better yet, go to a different game.)
Summary and Rating of the Downtown Casino:
Combine lousy payouts on the games where the player has a fighting chance (Video Poker and Blackjack) and an owner who's willing to mislead people by making false postings on the Internet and you get a score of 68 points from me.
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