From the Felt Top Table
with Kenneth Pearlman. For 8/1/99
A TRIBUTE TO JFK JR.... from one pilot to another
No this isn't a gambling column, we can do without one less
gambling column this month. As a licensed private pilot for
15 years, when one of your own eats terra firma unwillingly
and especially when one's body parts assumes water temperature
within seconds, only another pilot can understand.
We don't mourn for JFK jr. He died doing something he wanted
(had) to do, flying is something your soul makes you do. It's
the passengers we mourn as they put their lives in the hands
of a practicing pilot who decided to launch on a day other VFR
pilots turned and went home because of the poor visibility
conditions. Flying isn't something one does just to say they
did it, if it was, most pilots wouldn't make it through the
introductory flight.
On the introductory flight, any CFI (Certified Flight Instructor)
will try, (out of a moral code of conduct amongst CFI's) to scare
just enough of the crap out of you just to let you know this
isn't an amusement ride, it's not something you do because
you're rich, or white, or single or bored. It's not a guy thing
or an ego thing, it's a calling of the nature inside you that
reminds you since you were a kid, you wondered what the world
looks like from the eyes of a bird. What it would be like to
soar on the wind to be in complete control of your own destiny
and of your own soul.
Most pilots, if they make it through the first flight, are
totally hooked, yet most pilots don't make it through their
first 10 hours because of the time and dedication involved,
much less the cost and the time and studying and of course of
the possible outcome if there's an accident. (You're
constantly reminded during training that when a car screws up,
you just pull it over and call AAA, when a plane screws up,
you call GOD.) The first time you practice power off emergency
landing procedures will be enough to cure you of ever flying in
ANYTHING EVER AGAIN; let alone a single engine airlpane. If
that doesn't cure you, the power on and power off stalls will
turn your knuckles a permanent bleach white and if that doesn't
stop you, the spin training will bring you to a close and personal
relationship with GOD and instill the REAL meaning of the "pucker
factor" (the sound a certain body part makes when you're REALLY
scared).
Still haven't had enough? Try 10 hours minimum (what I had to
have in California and what would have likely saved JFK Jr.) of
"under the hood" training, which is instrument training with a
hood (large visor) over your head so you can't see out the
windows, (no visual horizon) than with the hood on, the CFI will
put the plane in a stall, then a spin, a steep left and right
turn, than put the plane practically inverted and tell you to
straighten out the plane. This is what happened to JFK and to
95% of all VFR (Visual Flight Rules) pilots with no instrument
training, the first thing they do is pull back on the stick and
turn to the right, stall one or both wings, or put it in a worse
spin and loose control. The CFI steps in and pulls the power off,
kicks the rudder and rights the wings according to what the
instruments tell him, not what his body is telling him and the
lesson goes on. Than one day the CFI opens the door on the
taxi-way and tells you it's time to solo, "take it around once,
do a touch and go (land and take right off) and land the second
time around" which causes your heart to skip a beat, a reality
check of your soul and gives your left "cheek" just enough time
to kiss your right "cheek" goodbye.
Although most pilots can't wait for their solo, it's also
understood "you can never go home again" in other words, the CFI
has done his job, now all that's left is to get you your ticket
(license) and on to the next introductory flight. This is where
the problem starts. This is where JFK started his countdown to
the crash. Any pilot with an ounce of brains will tell you,
you MUST get your instrument rating (IFR, Instrument Flight Rule)
this is the ONLY thing that will save you (short of an engine or
structural failure) if anything goes wrong, that your body can
lie to you, but the instruments don't. You can't always trust
yourself, but you can trust Sperry-Rand. With over 1,000 accidents
this year, NONE have been due to an instrument error and 999 were
pilot error and 998 of those were due to VFR pilots flying into
IFR conditions. (ie: clouds or haze)
How could this have saved JFK? First things first, he would
have never left his assigned altitude or route. If the plane
had started to get away from him, he would have looked in the
cockpit at the instruments and righted the plane immediately
according to what the instruments were telling him, not what your
body is saying. A simple demonstration is to close your eyes,
spin around quickly 5 times than open your eyes and stand on one
foot without falling in the direction of your spin. Without
getting too technical, every instrument backs up another
instrument and a quick glance at only 2 of them will tell you
what's wrong, at worst, you could take your hands off the
controls, power back and the plane will right itself in most
conditions. In instrument training not only do they put you
"under the hood" but they cover up some of the instruments with
rubber suction cups (round soap holders) so you learn to cross
reference everything you do and if an instrument breaks, there's
always a back-up, since some instruments rely on power and some
just work on air measurements and don't need battery power to
work.
I've flown the Saratoga, it was my first high-powered retractable
gear I ever flew and it's a very forgiving airplane, but it's fast
and a bit nose heavy because of the large engine and triple props
and takes alot of training before any CFI will sign you off to fly
solo in one. But wave $375,000 in front of the owner and see how
long it takes him to get the keys out of his pocket. You don't need
a license to buy a plane, but you do need a special rating to fly
THAT plane. It takes a special high performance, retractable gear,
constant-speed propeller rating and that takes hours of TRAINING
and passing written tests as well. How much training is up to the
CFI and if it's the CFI that's doing the selling as well as the
training is like someone showing you how to kick-start their
Harley, then selling you the bike and leaving you to deal with the
size and weight and the problems they bring on your own. When you
park the bike on the side of a brick wall or assume the consistancy
of strawberry yogurt, along with a passenger, who's to blame? Do
we feel sorry for the driver who screwed up, or the passenger who
had to pay along with the driver? (when 200 die in a plane crash,
was it all of their times, or just one guys time and the rest
were just along for the ride?)
Most of us, like myself, still have the vision of JFK Jr. pulling
away from Jackie, taking two steps forward and saluting his father
and although we all knew he was told and shown how to do that, it
doesn't stop the tear, or detract from the memory of that scene.
So we all mourn his passing, but only a pilot knows when a pilot
has passed. "Oh,I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth, and
danced the skies on laughter's silvered wings. Sunward I have
climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds and done
a hundred things. Wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit
silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind alone
and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air. Up, up the
long, delirious burning blue, I've topped the windswept heights
with ease and grace, where only Eagles dare to fly. And while,
with silent lifting mind, put out my hand and touched the face of
GOD.
God be with you and your father....
Kenny P
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